Strange Neighbor Double IPA

Ding-dong! Sorry ‘bout the noise last night. It’s me, your neighbor next door, up on the next floor. Look, I know you said, “Don’t come ‘round after midnight,” but it’s an emergency. I was making a smoothie: Comet, Azacca®, Simcoe®, and Amarillo® hops. The whole thing kinda got away from me, and I really need a roll of paper towels. It’s leaking through the floorboards; maybe you can smell it: mango, passion fruit, lemon, and wheatgrass? C’mon, be neighborly.